
The Pacifier
Welcome to the infantry.
- Director
- Adam Shankman
- Starring
- Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany Snow
Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.
Where to watch
Where can I watch The Pacifier?
As of October 24, 2026, MovieCove lists The Pacifier streaming on Disney+ and to rent or buy on Apple TV and Prime Video.
Your rating, lists and review
Highlights
What stands out about The Pacifier?
The Pacifier earns 7 badges, led by Box Office Hit and Award Winner.
- Box Office Hit, Awards and box office badge.Returned 3.5× its budget
- Award Winner, Awards and box office badge.1 win and 9 more nominations
- Breakout role, Cast badge.Lauren Graham's breakout
- Before they were famous, Cast badge.Brittany Snow: newcomer then, star now
- Feel-good, Craft and mood badge.Leaves you feeling good
- Preferred by Women, Reception badge.Women scored it 16 points higher than men
- Big Budget, Awards and box office badge.$56M budget
- Reception
- Craft and mood
- Awards and box office
- Cast
Reception
Is The Pacifier worth watching?
The Pacifier's Midcredits score is the 30th percentile of all films, from 312K ratings across 6 sources. 34% liked it (rated it 7 or higher out of 10).
Midcredits score
30th percentile
Better received than 30% of films
56 /100
33rd percentile of all films
Critics 30 · Audience 58
Rating distribution
votes at each rating level (1–10)
A broad spread centered near 5.9 — solid but not unanimous.
34% liked it
29th percentile of all films
Critics 21% · Audience 58%
Awards
0 Oscars won · 0 Oscar noms · 1 wins / 9 noms overall
97th percentile
312K ratings across platforms
Box office
Returned 3.5× its budget — 91st percentile earner in its genre.
What reviewers say
Common ground
This is a formulaic family comedy where a tough military man is domesticated by unruly children, offering simple, broad humor rather than originality or depth.
Fans praised
- Vin Diesel's comedic timing and willingness to parody his tough-guy image
- Family-friendly entertainment that works as harmless fun for viewers of all ages
- Kid cast performances, especially Morgan York as Lulu, who steal scenes
Detractors panned
- Wholly unoriginal, a lazy rehash of Kindergarten Cop with no fresh ideas
- Lowbrow, predictable humor relying heavily on diaper jokes and slapstick
- Vin Diesel's wooden delivery and lack of comic instinct; his performance is boring
What stands out
Quick 95-minute runtime; some call it snappy, others tedious
Heartwarming moments hit for some, ring hollow and saccharine for others
Vin Diesel's performance splits viewers: fans see charming self-parody, detractors find it wooden
Wide gap: fans find it harmless fun, detractors call it painfully unfunny
Kids are one-note archetypes; Lulu is singled out as the lone memorable character
Predictable, contrived recycling of fish-out-of-water formula
Derivative, a formulaic retread of Kindergarten Cop and Mr. Nanny
Preferred by
Women vs men
Women scored it 16 points higher than men.
No notable difference between the other groups: each pair ranks it within 10 percentile points.
- Under-30s vs over-30s 5 points apart
- Critics vs users 2 points apart
- US vs non-US 5 points apart
Watch experience
What is The Pacifier like to watch?
Watch this when you want something light that makes you laugh and does not take itself seriously.
What it asks of you
Very little.
What it feels like
Easy laugh.
How it leaves you
Feeling good.
Story archetype
Every story archetype, clockwise from the top
- Monster 21%: Predator 6% · Tyrant 6% · Invasion 2% · Oppressive state 2% · Corporate villainy 1% · Institutional injustice 1% · Class system under 1% · Technology turns under 1% · Inner demon 1%
- Rags 3%: Underdog triumph 2% · Social ascent under 1% · Fame and fortune under 1% · Rise and fall under 1% · Hidden worth revealed under 1%
- Quest 10%: Treasure hunt 1% · Rescue 4% · Mission 5% · Journey home under 1% · Pilgrimage 1%
- Voyage 4% (this title): Portal fantasy under 1% · Fish out of water 2% (this title) · Survival ordeal 1% · Time displacement under 1% · Descent 1%
- Comedy 11%: Romantic comedy 4% · Comedy of errors 3% · Farce 2% · Buddy comedy 1% · Comedy of manners 1%
- Tragedy 9%: Hubris 1% · Obsession 2% · Corruption arc 2% · Doomed love 2% · Crushed by fate 3%
- Rebirth 13%: Redemption 3% · Healing 5% · Liberation 2% · Second chance 2%
- Mystery 7%: Puzzle 1% · Investigation 5% · Enigma 2%
- No archetype 22%
What it's about
Every theme, clockwise from the top
- Bonds 27% (this title): Romantic love 15% · Marriage 2% · Family bonds 21% (this title) · Parenthood 2% · Friendship 9% · Loyalty 4%
- Self 22%: Identity 14% · Coming of age 5% · Aging under 1% · Self-worth 7% · Ambition 7% · Purpose 9% · Memory 3% · Obsession 3%
- Power 7%: Power 2% · Corruption 3% · Greed 3% · Class 3% · Oppression 4% · Freedom 5%
- Morality 16%: Justice 13% · Duty 2% (this title) · Revenge 4% · Guilt 3% · Redemption 6% · Forgiveness 1% · Sacrifice 4% · Betrayal 5% · Deception 9%
- Survival 15%: Survival 17% · War 1% · Violence 4% · Mortality 2% · Grief 6% · Trauma 7% · Mental illness 1% · Addiction 1% · Illness and disability under 1%
- Society 9%: Community 14% · Isolation 5% · Prejudice 3% · Displacement 1% · Faith 3% · Tradition vs change 2% · Fame 3% · Legacy 4%
- Ideas 5%: Fate 1% · Free will under 1% · Truth 4% · Hope 5% · Nature 2% · Art 4% · Technology 1%
The world
Content guide
Is The Pacifier okay for kids?
PGThe Pacifier is rated PG: “Rated PG for action violence, language and rude humor” (MPAA). As of October 3, 2026, Midcredits content scores put its violence at mild (29/100), sexual content at mild (24/100), language at mild (26/100), drug and alcohol content at minimal (9/100) and frightening material at mild (29/100). Overall it is heavier than 21% of PG-rated films.
Ratings in 18 other countriesRatings elsewhere
- UKPG
- AustraliaPG
- Germany6
- FranceU
- Ireland12
- JapanPG12
- South KoreaALL
- Brazil10
- Austria6
- CzechiaU
- Denmark11
- Hungary12
- Netherlands6
- Poland12
- PortugalM/12
- RO12
- SpainA
- Switzerland12
Point along a line to see a well-known title at that level.
Nothing here is extreme. The strongest element is violence, heavier than 33% of PG-rated films.
Source: Midcredits content scores, 0 (none) to 100 (severe) per category, with each standing ranked against other films that have them.
What content warnings does The Pacifier have?
Not screened for content warnings yet.
Cast and crew
Who is in The Pacifier?
Cast
1 of the cast already had the standing of a top-10% working actor.










Crew
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